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"you've got red on you."

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aw, kevin’s babies.

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@icangetsexualtoo

re: trampolines. i agree with you most emphatically on this point.

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annarchy: Dorky but wonderful vintage Valentine’s Day card...

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followers:

you guys are so nice.

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what cheers you up when you feel shitty?

i am having a bad day, and nothing seems to be working.

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it’s never going to stop being funny, okay?

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so, apparently i've been bleeding for...

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Shrek: If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here?
Donkey: Because that's what friends do - THEY FORGIVE EACH OTHER.

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this is how i feel right now.

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i stayed up 'til 5AM watching...

probably not the wisest decision i’ve ever made… i am really effing tired, now.

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Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes. He isn't in Heaven; he has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel: ...No, he's not on any flatbread.

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“Grass so green Skies so blue Spectre is really great!”
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oh, thank you, internet, for going...

helpful, considering i was in the middle of downloading an important file for work.

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Dean: What are you, stoned?
Castiel: Generally, yeah.

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why did i book my driving test for...

god, i am not even alive, then.

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BANG

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Kat: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.

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@six-klicks-east

you totally have a tagline.  you might have more than one, but the one i remember best is...

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sometimes i only pretend to know what...

whitepajamas: OH MI GOD, WE'RE THE TEAM MICROCUSTARD TO EMMA'S EMMACAT.
flickflickflicker: SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS.
***
Should I understand this?
***
um, probably not...
okay: we were discussing the general insanity of misha collins, and then whitepajamas was like, "he looks a bit like karl urban" and i was like, "i guess" and then we launched into one of those sort of weird conversations where we Decide Things and then they became brothers, and they were crazy and had matching tattoos and ate microphones and then they became Team Microcustard, and THEN we decided that they wouldn't even care how crazy they were, and then it was like, "Team Microcustard does not care" which reminded us of your little tagline which is "Emmacat does not care" and THEN we realised that we were the crazy ones - hence, we are the Team Microcustard to your Emmacat.
so, what i'm trying to say is: no, no you really shouldn't understand this.

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sometimes i only pretend to know what...

whitepajamas: OH MI GOD, WE'RE THE TEAM MICROCUSTARD TO EMMA'S EMMACAT.
flickflickflicker: SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS.

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i solemnly swear that i am up to no...

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“You know how both life and porno movies end. The only...”
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whatwedoafter:flickflickflicker:whatwedoafter: When is your birthday dear? the 19th of july....

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@flickflickflicker

whatwedoafter: When is your birthday dear? the 19th of july.  i’m turning twenty-one, next...

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@flickflickflicker

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@flickflickflicker

warningdontreadthis: I had to laugh at you googling Misha, hes a strange cookie. he really is....

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i have spent an inordinate amount of...

it stops here.

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“You wear those shoes And I will wear that dress.”
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sugarspun:prettyfoods:(via likeneelyohara) awesometacular.

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things that my brother calls me to say...

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oh, yeah, and this morning i bought:

- a lion among men by gregory maguire; and -  the bell jar by sylvia plath. so much for my plan to...

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...i want m&ms.

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Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a Monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

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Michael: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.

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motels:(via shoestring) Always.

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“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious...”
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@six-klicks-east

six-klicks-east: flickflickflicker: WHY AREN’T YOU ONLINE. there is a picture of bandit,...

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@six-klicks-east

WHY AREN’T YOU ONLINE. there is a picture of bandit, emmacat.  a picture of bandit.

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the premise of "castle" is so...

but i cannot resist nathan fillion. even if i keep expecting him to start cursing in mandarin.

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i have my driving test this week.

i am kind of getting panicky about it.

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“You know that I was hoping, That I could leave this...”
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Phil: Tracy, it’s Phil.  Tracy: Phil, where the hell...

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Phil: [yelling from outside] Paging Doctor Faggot! Doctor...

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chocolate-cigarettes: Westley: I told you I would always...

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(via hallofmirrors) FUCK YEAH SEAKING.

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REBLOG WITH WHAT YOUR LISTENING TO RIGHT...

rainaelizabeth: naybowl: michelleneedsalife: rachelisonfire: jackiiexrawr: In too Deep -...

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I JUST SPILLED COKE ON MY LAPTOP.

OH GOD NO.

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“Me, I’m gonna live forever.”
— fun., ‘Barlights’ (via...

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(via yourfavoriteredhead) HOME ALONE.

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in other news, my new neighbour is the...

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what i bought today:

- west wing, season three. - supernatural, season one. - scrubs, season eight. - the office (US),...

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“I think it was John Lennon who once said ‘life is what...”
—  Tim Canterbury, The Office UK...

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inothernews: “Where do you think we are?”

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“You know, she’s grown on me, Luna. I know she’s insane, but...”
— Ron Weasley (via...

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oh my god, i'd forgotten how much i love...

inothernews: flickflickflicker: which sounds terrible, but all my favourite episodes of this...

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oh my god, i'd forgotten how much i love...

which sounds terrible, but all my favourite episodes of this show are the ones where people die :/

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J.D.: Come on, man, it's our last week together! The J.D. and Cox train is pulling into the station. You must have a metaphor you want to use; hit me with it!
Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much. The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host. Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

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how are you?

eta: i’m okay.  kind of tired, but too tired to sleep, you know?  so i’m watching scrubs...

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